when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers
Shipping is such a strange concept. You fall in love with people falling in love.
i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
your favorite video game series is getting a new game
but it’s not coming out for a console you own
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
I actually needed that.
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
Avoiding spoilers on tumblr
You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
Those two comments made my day.